Here are some comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: followed by notable newscasters and celebrities comments:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it.  In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

10. New Zealand Rugby Commentator- " Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl
Gibson comes inside of him"

11. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the middle ages on Time team Live _
"you'd eat beaver if you could find it"

12. A female new anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and
didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked " so Bob, where's the eight
inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did he have to leave the set, but half of the crew did too, because
they were laughing so hard.

13. Steve Ryder covering the US masters - "Ballesteros felt much better today
after a 69 yeaterday"

14. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said--" There's
nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this"

15. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports  - "Stephen
Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets"

16.Micheal Buek on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKclipse coverage remarked- "they seem
cold out there, they're rubbing each other and and he's only come in his
shorts"

17. Ken Brown commentating on golfer nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining up shots at the Scottish Open  - "Some weeks Nick likes to
use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself"

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
 --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
 --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
 --A congressional candidate in Texas.

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
 --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another"
--George Bush, US President

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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 "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
 --Keppel Enderbery

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
 --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman